June 21, 2011

Kissing "Training Wheels" for Couples Who Need Assistance with Making Out and Putting Pants On and Breathing...

Artist Didier Faustino created this mask to work as “training wheels” for those who may need some help with kissing. What?
"Two people must wear it simultaneously in order for it to work, and four distinct curves on its sides ensure it stays in place, while a hole in the middle allows participants' lips to meet..." yadda yadda.  I don't fucking know. 
What the hell is wrong with hipsters, anyway?  What is their problem with doing anything without complexity or irony? 




Fuck you guys.

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